Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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