In the future we'll all be gay
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I forgot wine drunk hurts
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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