Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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