i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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