i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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