if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
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If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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