it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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