I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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