No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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