Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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