reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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