did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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