We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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