speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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