quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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