It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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