whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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