Jerry, you need to find god
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize