I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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