You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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