Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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