we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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