Nicole vs. Life
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
