idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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