brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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