I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
