You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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