If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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