R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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