WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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