no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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