yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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