She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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