So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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