life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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