The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
