We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Best friends brother. Beat that.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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