wake up i wanna do it froggy style
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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