IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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