I want to stick my p in your. b.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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