So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Randomize
