Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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