Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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