But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I looked at my own cervix.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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