You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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