i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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