butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Is Oprah even human
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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