Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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