idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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