I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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