im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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