fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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