i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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