I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
