Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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