i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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